The expressions on their faces…nobody should ever be that excited.
“OMG OMG OMG OMG I woke up at 1am on Wednesday so I could camp out in sub zero temperatures for twenty seven hours so I could get $50 off a 31” Westinghouse 720i Plasma TV!!! I’m a little unsure, though, as the orderly line has now turned into a disorderly mass of unruly heathens all foaming at the mouth over the just announced doorbuster of a toaster that can accommodate bagels for 40% off. Shit. I think I just got elbowed in the ribs by my son’s Montessori teacher. Wait, the doors are opening!!! Every asshole for them self!!! Is that a toddler I just stomped? My deals are more important than your skullAUUAHHAGHAGAHAGHAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”